I don't even think Okay. You know what? I'm sure Jade would appreciate that.
Fine.
[ Look, Jack's paying her money... LET HER LIVE. ]
It's a metaphor!! I wasn't going to be vulgar! Not when I'm mad at you, honestly.
[ No sexting 4 u. He keeps sending pictures and finally, he gets one in return. Elizabeth is rolling her eyes and scoffing, but it's noticeable that she's laying on the couch in their home. Glad she didn't have class tonight. ]
You're not being very productive protecting and serving, Mr. Wolf. You're actually wasting valuable office supplies. Trust me, those are like gold.
[ he doesn't even bother responding. not when Elizabeth continues being mad at him. instead, her phone is gifted with being blown up with notifications not from Retrospec. it's his... third? fourth? picture today, this time of a sticky note placed on top of a stack of folders and paperwork calling Bigby's name. on that sticky notes is a series of words:
[ if office supplies didn't exist, neither would paperwork. you can see where one's bitterness lies. ]
Depends on what I'm supposed to expect when I get home. I'll negotiate with you. The less angry you are, the sooner you get to see my lovely, frowning face.
Oh, hush. You know I'm going to give you the damn back massage. Lotions and the whole nine.
[ and he can't say he minds the idea of what may follow after that...... HRM. ]
"Did" as in past tense? Fucking ouch, Liz. There's nothing smart about my ass right now. Besides, I thought you liked when I got creative with the words that come out of my mouth.
You should be flattered you're one of the only ones out there capable of even hurting my ego. That's a lot of power for one person to have, you know.
And if I am, Mrs. Wolf? You've tested my sensitivity before. [ :) ] I'm just trying to be nice. I won't be caught dead with those stupid boots on, so I figure I'd make it up through other ways.
Will you stop being coy for five minutes? I'm nice to you all the damn time and you know it. All of the massages and times I've washed your hair. Not to mention how much I bring home dinner.
Coy is the only way I can keep you on your toes. You know I'm a big softie.
[ :'( she's a pure!!! ]
Do you honestly feel underappreciated? I thought you being not-so-nice on that stupid app was pretty crummy. Do you not expect me to pull your leg over it?
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Okay. You know what? I'm sure Jade would appreciate that.
Fine.
[ Look, Jack's paying her money... LET HER LIVE. ]
It's a metaphor!! I wasn't going to be vulgar! Not when I'm mad at you, honestly.
[ No sexting 4 u. He keeps sending pictures and finally, he gets one in return. Elizabeth is rolling her eyes and scoffing, but it's noticeable that she's laying on the couch in their home. Glad she didn't have class tonight. ]
You're not being very productive protecting and serving, Mr. Wolf. You're actually wasting valuable office supplies. Trust me, those are like gold.
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fuck office supplies
what a rebel!!! ]
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[ :( BE NICE TO THE OFFICE SUPPLIES. ]
What time do you get off work?
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[ if office supplies didn't exist, neither would paperwork. you can see where one's bitterness lies. ]
Depends on what I'm supposed to expect when I get home.
I'll negotiate with you.
The less angry you are, the sooner you get to see my lovely, frowning face.
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[ She's hungry? Fighting always stresses her out. ]
Do you accept the terms?
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Chinese, really?
It's like you're testing me.
[ he gives a few minutes between texts to consider his options. ]
How about subs?
And I'll give you a back massage.
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Maybe I'm just really in the mood for Chinese.
[ :) Maybe she just wants to pull his leg. ]
Fine. Subs - meatball.
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No back massage for you.
[ she can pull something else, na'mean ]
This is the part where you say you miss me, you know.
Mad or not, I could use a little validation.
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[ :( SHE WON'T PULL ANYTHING OF BIGBY'S AT THIS RATE. ]
I did miss you. But I didn't miss that dry wit of yours. Thought you were getting too old to be a smartass.
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You know I'm going to give you the damn back massage.
Lotions and the whole nine.
[ and he can't say he minds the idea of what may follow after that...... HRM. ]
"Did" as in past tense? Fucking ouch, Liz.
There's nothing smart about my ass right now.
Besides, I thought you liked when I got creative with the words that come out of my mouth.
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[ She's facepalming. ]
I didn't know you were so sensitive, Mr. Wolf. Could it be you're eager to get back into my good graces?
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That's a lot of power for one person to have, you know.
And if I am, Mrs. Wolf? You've tested my sensitivity before. [ :) ] I'm just trying to be nice. I won't be caught dead with those stupid boots on, so I figure I'd make it up through other ways.
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[ She's teasing. Totally teasing. ]
A nice wolf is a new concept. I may be a fan.
[ Bigby will wear the thottie trotties one day...
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Will you stop being coy for five minutes?
I'm nice to you all the damn time and you know it.
All of the massages and times I've washed your hair.
Not to mention how much I bring home dinner.
[ dang maybe he is sensitive..... ]
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Coy is the only way I can keep you on your toes. You know I'm a big softie.
[ :'( she's a pure!!! ]
Do you honestly feel underappreciated? I thought you being not-so-nice on that stupid app was pretty crummy. Do you not expect me to pull your leg over it?
I'll ask again: when are you coming home?
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[ betchu didn't see that coming, waifu. he's even willing to get stupid chinese for her! she won't be able to hold this over him forever dammit. ]
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[ He'll even get a few heart emotes. ]
I'll unlock the door and bring your clothes back inside. :)
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Just leave the clothes you're wearing out there instead.
See you in a bit.
♥