Oh, hush. You know I'm going to give you the damn back massage. Lotions and the whole nine.
[ and he can't say he minds the idea of what may follow after that...... HRM. ]
"Did" as in past tense? Fucking ouch, Liz. There's nothing smart about my ass right now. Besides, I thought you liked when I got creative with the words that come out of my mouth.
You should be flattered you're one of the only ones out there capable of even hurting my ego. That's a lot of power for one person to have, you know.
And if I am, Mrs. Wolf? You've tested my sensitivity before. [ :) ] I'm just trying to be nice. I won't be caught dead with those stupid boots on, so I figure I'd make it up through other ways.
Will you stop being coy for five minutes? I'm nice to you all the damn time and you know it. All of the massages and times I've washed your hair. Not to mention how much I bring home dinner.
Coy is the only way I can keep you on your toes. You know I'm a big softie.
[ :'( she's a pure!!! ]
Do you honestly feel underappreciated? I thought you being not-so-nice on that stupid app was pretty crummy. Do you not expect me to pull your leg over it?
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You know I'm going to give you the damn back massage.
Lotions and the whole nine.
[ and he can't say he minds the idea of what may follow after that...... HRM. ]
"Did" as in past tense? Fucking ouch, Liz.
There's nothing smart about my ass right now.
Besides, I thought you liked when I got creative with the words that come out of my mouth.
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[ She's facepalming. ]
I didn't know you were so sensitive, Mr. Wolf. Could it be you're eager to get back into my good graces?
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That's a lot of power for one person to have, you know.
And if I am, Mrs. Wolf? You've tested my sensitivity before. [ :) ] I'm just trying to be nice. I won't be caught dead with those stupid boots on, so I figure I'd make it up through other ways.
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[ She's teasing. Totally teasing. ]
A nice wolf is a new concept. I may be a fan.
[ Bigby will wear the thottie trotties one day...
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Will you stop being coy for five minutes?
I'm nice to you all the damn time and you know it.
All of the massages and times I've washed your hair.
Not to mention how much I bring home dinner.
[ dang maybe he is sensitive..... ]
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Coy is the only way I can keep you on your toes. You know I'm a big softie.
[ :'( she's a pure!!! ]
Do you honestly feel underappreciated? I thought you being not-so-nice on that stupid app was pretty crummy. Do you not expect me to pull your leg over it?
I'll ask again: when are you coming home?
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[ betchu didn't see that coming, waifu. he's even willing to get stupid chinese for her! she won't be able to hold this over him forever dammit. ]
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[ He'll even get a few heart emotes. ]
I'll unlock the door and bring your clothes back inside. :)
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Just leave the clothes you're wearing out there instead.
See you in a bit.
♥