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elizabeth wolf

Jade's mom has got it going on.

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What did they do to you?

[ :( BE NICE TO THE OFFICE SUPPLIES. ]

What time do you get off work?

[puffing]

They exist.

[ if office supplies didn't exist, neither would paperwork. you can see where one's bitterness lies. ]

Depends on what I'm supposed to expect when I get home.
I'll negotiate with you.
The less angry you are, the sooner you get to see my lovely, frowning face.

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Deal. And I expect you to bring home Chinese.

[ She's hungry? Fighting always stresses her out. ]

Do you accept the terms?

[puffing]

Uuuugh.
Chinese, really?
It's like you're testing me.

[ he gives a few minutes between texts to consider his options. ]

How about subs?
And I'll give you a back massage.

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"Okay, maybe I thought you would mind a little."

Maybe I'm just really in the mood for Chinese.

[ :) Maybe she just wants to pull his leg. ]

Fine. Subs - meatball.

[puffing]

Smartass.
No back massage for you.

[ she can pull something else, na'mean ]

This is the part where you say you miss me, you know.
Mad or not, I could use a little validation.

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No back massage?! Then I expect a bowl of Orange Chicken with white rice.

[ :( SHE WON'T PULL ANYTHING OF BIGBY'S AT THIS RATE. ]

I did miss you. But I didn't miss that dry wit of yours. Thought you were getting too old to be a smartass.

[puffing]

Oh, hush.
You know I'm going to give you the damn back massage.
Lotions and the whole nine.

[ and he can't say he minds the idea of what may follow after that...... HRM. ]

"Did" as in past tense? Fucking ouch, Liz.
There's nothing smart about my ass right now.
Besides, I thought you liked when I got creative with the words that come out of my mouth.

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You're twisting my words! I wasn't aware I had to nurse your ego.

[ She's facepalming. ]

I didn't know you were so sensitive, Mr. Wolf. Could it be you're eager to get back into my good graces?

[puffing]

You should be flattered you're one of the only ones out there capable of even hurting my ego.
That's a lot of power for one person to have, you know.

And if I am, Mrs. Wolf? You've tested my sensitivity before. [ :) ] I'm just trying to be nice. I won't be caught dead with those stupid boots on, so I figure I'd make it up through other ways.

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I'll need to remember that if we get into a big fight.

[ She's teasing. Totally teasing. ]

A nice wolf is a new concept. I may be a fan.

[ Bigby will wear the thottie trotties one day... ]

[puffing]

[ STOP USING PLURK EMOTES!!!!! ]

Will you stop being coy for five minutes?
I'm nice to you all the damn time and you know it.
All of the massages and times I've washed your hair.
Not to mention how much I bring home dinner.

[ dang maybe he is sensitive..... ]

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[ Cash me outside howbow dah. ]

Coy is the only way I can keep you on your toes. You know I'm a big softie.

[ :'( she's a pure!!! ]

Do you honestly feel underappreciated? I thought you being not-so-nice on that stupid app was pretty crummy. Do you not expect me to pull your leg over it?

I'll ask again: when are you coming home?

[puffing]

I've already left the station and am on my way to get the chinese now.

[ betchu didn't see that coming, waifu. he's even willing to get stupid chinese for her! she won't be able to hold this over him forever dammit. ]

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My hero!

[ He'll even get a few heart emotes. ]

I'll unlock the door and bring your clothes back inside. :)

[puffing]

Great.
Just leave the clothes you're wearing out there instead.
See you in a bit.
♥