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Elizabeth ([personal profile] tearable) wrote2017-01-25 09:42 am
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elizabeth wolf
Jade's mom has got it going on.


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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
lemme give you a hint

pshew pshew
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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-04 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's lasers so w/e, technicality!!

But here's where he takes a quick photo of the two wrist-mounted guns sitting on his coffee table.
]

they shoot
LIGHTNING
well kinda
not totes sure how they work yet but its like fastballing a lightsaber and its S I C K
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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
NO cmon im not THAT reckless
what kinda dumbsmitt would even do that
i just kinda
uh
never got around to telling you about a thing i remembered, but i had these in it and i was gattin bipches like left and right
theres a couple things i never told you actually but usually bc i didnt think youd want to hear about space stations or orgies
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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-04 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
aight lemme break it down

1. i had dreams of getting SHOT AT and it wasnt a dream it was one of those weird hallucinomemories ( tm ) things i got when i had ardyn punch me in the face
bc you know i kinda got the impression that if w/e these flashy things are really ARE supposed to be me then i wouldve been punched at some point and i was totally right

2. i didnt give two craps about space stuff but i remember being like " oh noooo theyre blowing up my space station " or smth. the whole thing was like halo dudes i was shooting lasers at
and one of em ran up and punched me in the face and then like four of em started kicking me and it sucked

3. look im just saying one of the things i remembered involved an orgy at my supermansion
also i blew up a train once but i think it was mine so its prob okay

look this is why i hate not talkign to you guys
crap builds up and then i sound frickin nuts when i unload it
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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-06 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
im sorry you hate numbers and fun
and no ofc not
i remember shooting these things in my memory whatever so i dont actually need to test em out
uhhhh weird thing btw
that i remember these things?
and then they showed up?

like whats the universal implication going on here
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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-06 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
so russian sleeper agent except in this case we can see russia from our house
and w/e youre just mad you didnt have a space mansion
or a chocolate fountain
or hot babes
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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-14 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
*not SUPPOSED
*guns
*sexy ass hot babes

its ok liz anybody with a pulse would be jealous really
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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-15 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
dont worry i got time

well not THAT much time

liz

???

liz

liz

are you there

liz

its like 6pm i know youre still awake

liz stop ignoring me im alone and needy

liz
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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-17 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
oh god im so glad youre alright i thought you fell down the stairs and broke a hip
tell the paramedics i said hi
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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-17 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ DEAR GOD, WOOFS. ]

nah they get really pissed off when you do that so i try and hold off
thats what ive got you and ardyn for remember