NO cmon im not THAT reckless what kinda dumbsmitt would even do that i just kinda uh never got around to telling you about a thing i remembered, but i had these in it and i was gattin bipches like left and right theres a couple things i never told you actually but usually bc i didnt think youd want to hear about space stations or orgies
1. i had dreams of getting SHOT AT and it wasnt a dream it was one of those weird hallucinomemories ( tm ) things i got when i had ardyn punch me in the face bc you know i kinda got the impression that if w/e these flashy things are really ARE supposed to be me then i wouldve been punched at some point and i was totally right
2. i didnt give two craps about space stuff but i remember being like " oh noooo theyre blowing up my space station " or smth. the whole thing was like halo dudes i was shooting lasers at and one of em ran up and punched me in the face and then like four of em started kicking me and it sucked
3. look im just saying one of the things i remembered involved an orgy at my supermansion also i blew up a train once but i think it was mine so its prob okay
look this is why i hate not talkign to you guys crap builds up and then i sound frickin nuts when i unload it
We are not doing the numbers thing again. I refuse.
I mean, in all fairness, you came to me with some oddities in the past days after a previous one and the reaction was similar. I simply expect the oddest from you. Or dramatic.
Nuts or not, you're — you're not going to take it out to the shooting range or anything right?
im sorry you hate numbers and fun and no ofc not i remember shooting these things in my memory whatever so i dont actually need to test em out uhhhh weird thing btw that i remember these things? and then they showed up?
like whats the universal implication going on here
so russian sleeper agent except in this case we can see russia from our house and w/e youre just mad you didnt have a space mansion or a chocolate fountain or hot babes
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i mean, i welcome it with open arms tbh
[ "RAD" is very subjective. ]
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pshew pshew
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[ Honestly, if it's a gun, it'd be pechuu pechuu. ]
You're really not implying...
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But here's where he takes a quick photo of the two wrist-mounted guns sitting on his coffee table. ]
they shoot
LIGHTNING
well kinda
not totes sure how they work yet but its like fastballing a lightsaber and its S I C K
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But uh. Yeah, that's definitely a thing. ]
What the *spell* have you tested it on?! You fired it without even knowing what it was?!
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what kinda dumbsmitt would even do that
i just kinda
uh
never got around to telling you about a thing i remembered, but i had these in it and i was gattin bipches like left and right
theres a couple things i never told you actually but usually bc i didnt think youd want to hear about space stations or orgies
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Ok, but you actually are kiiiinda reckless. Lightning gun reckless? TBD.
But, no, let's go back in the short amount of times where we stuck notes under each other's doors.
1: You had dreams of shooting people.
2: You became a fan of NASA.
3: We are not talking about orgies and the like!
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1. i had dreams of getting SHOT AT and it wasnt a dream it was one of those weird hallucinomemories ( tm ) things i got when i had ardyn punch me in the face
bc you know i kinda got the impression that if w/e these flashy things are really ARE supposed to be me then i wouldve been punched at some point and i was totally right
2. i didnt give two craps about space stuff but i remember being like " oh noooo theyre blowing up my space station " or smth. the whole thing was like halo dudes i was shooting lasers at
and one of em ran up and punched me in the face and then like four of em started kicking me and it sucked
3. look im just saying one of the things i remembered involved an orgy at my supermansion
also i blew up a train once but i think it was mine so its prob okay
look this is why i hate not talkign to you guys
crap builds up and then i sound frickin nuts when i unload it
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I refuse.
I mean, in all fairness, you came to me with some oddities in the past days after a previous one and the reaction was similar. I simply expect the oddest from you. Or dramatic.
Nuts or not, you're — you're not going to take it out to the shooting range or anything right?
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and no ofc not
i remember shooting these things in my memory whatever so i dont actually need to test em out
uhhhh weird thing btw
that i remember these things?
and then they showed up?
like whats the universal implication going on here
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You could be a secret operative for this company sent to watch the mania unfold from the inside.
Sounds more plausible than space orgies. :P
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and w/e youre just mad you didnt have a space mansion
or a chocolate fountain
or hot babes
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*guns
*sexy ass hot babes
its ok liz anybody with a pulse would be jealous really
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I need some time to collect my jealous before it consumes me.
[ She won't reply for like 30 minutes, fyi ]
all in separate texts:
well not THAT much time
liz
???
liz
liz
are you there
liz
its like 6pm i know youre still awake
liz stop ignoring me im alone and needy
liz
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I'm an old lady and could very well be trying to catch up on my beauty sleep. Now you've gone and interrupted that.
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tell the paramedics i said hi
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Har har. They say hi. Hope you figured out not to call them drunk and looking for a ride.
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nah they get really pissed off when you do that so i try and hold off
thats what ive got you and ardyn for remember
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Sigh. How could I have forgotten?