We are not doing the numbers thing again. I refuse.
I mean, in all fairness, you came to me with some oddities in the past days after a previous one and the reaction was similar. I simply expect the oddest from you. Or dramatic.
Nuts or not, you're — you're not going to take it out to the shooting range or anything right?
im sorry you hate numbers and fun and no ofc not i remember shooting these things in my memory whatever so i dont actually need to test em out uhhhh weird thing btw that i remember these things? and then they showed up?
like whats the universal implication going on here
so russian sleeper agent except in this case we can see russia from our house and w/e youre just mad you didnt have a space mansion or a chocolate fountain or hot babes
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I refuse.
I mean, in all fairness, you came to me with some oddities in the past days after a previous one and the reaction was similar. I simply expect the oddest from you. Or dramatic.
Nuts or not, you're — you're not going to take it out to the shooting range or anything right?
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and no ofc not
i remember shooting these things in my memory whatever so i dont actually need to test em out
uhhhh weird thing btw
that i remember these things?
and then they showed up?
like whats the universal implication going on here
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You could be a secret operative for this company sent to watch the mania unfold from the inside.
Sounds more plausible than space orgies. :P
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and w/e youre just mad you didnt have a space mansion
or a chocolate fountain
or hot babes
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*guns
*sexy ass hot babes
its ok liz anybody with a pulse would be jealous really
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I need some time to collect my jealous before it consumes me.
[ She won't reply for like 30 minutes, fyi ]
all in separate texts:
well not THAT much time
liz
???
liz
liz
are you there
liz
its like 6pm i know youre still awake
liz stop ignoring me im alone and needy
liz
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I'm an old lady and could very well be trying to catch up on my beauty sleep. Now you've gone and interrupted that.
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tell the paramedics i said hi
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Har har. They say hi. Hope you figured out not to call them drunk and looking for a ride.
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nah they get really pissed off when you do that so i try and hold off
thats what ive got you and ardyn for remember
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Sigh. How could I have forgotten?