[ There's a delay. Someone had to go tinkle? It's late, dude. But, she'll crawl back into bed with the brightness low and fumble with the phone again. ]
So you've had dreams about this pony in the past.
[ She's definitely pulling his leg, since he had to mention the singular glass of wine. Since Liz's regain is pending, I'll keep this vague... ]
In all seriousness... it was just very bad deja vu about a really weird and oddly specific object. I know you have your fair share of oddities, but it wasn't... vague, was it?
believe me if id ever dreamed about such a beautiful and majestic creature i wouldve remembered and no it was crystal clear hey have YOU had any weird memory things lately
i dunno that might just be bc you work at like all frickin hours and sleep in your van on what you think is the dl seriously youre gonna die at like forty
ok despite all the hype we dont ACTUALLY build death machines all the time its maybe one third of the time tops two you cant nap in your mom van and pretend youve got a healthy relationship w your working life liz
She's a good kid and I want to make sure she stays that way.
[ She doesn't catch onto his lack of 'I don't have kids', especially because it's so late. But, she truly gets tunnel vision on Jade. She won't oppress her, but she knows that some things... some things a Mother's touch could prevent like bad choices. ]
uh yeah you think my diamond pony is bs so lets talk abt something you care abt instead like the fact that your hubby is a gigantic thankless d o u c h e
no liz i remember diamond ponies but a bronze bird? UNBELIEVABLE no duh i believe you i wouldve believed you if youd come to me abt weird stuff first
[ it's like "I trust you" but in tsundere language. ]
and he rejected my honest and pure offering of friendship BASICALLY saying w/out words that he hates friendship happiness smiles fun and also probably baby animals show him that vid of the baby pandas crawling into buckets in china i bet hed go outside and punch a tree or something itd fill him w so much hate
Then I guess I'm obligated to believe you about this diamond horse or whatever.
[ This friendship is happening so fast!! ]
That doesn't sound like him. You know, he's a good family man and really passionate funny guy with his friends. :)
Oh come on, he's not a bad guy at all! If I showed you that video, you'd probably hope that it hurt itself for being stupid with a bucket. Bigby just is — well. Him? He has this ... thing? About him...?
[ She can't even explain. 1. Bias. 2. She's sleepy. ]
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So you've had dreams about this pony in the past.
[ She's definitely pulling his leg, since he had to mention the singular glass of wine. Since Liz's regain is pending, I'll keep this vague... ]
In all seriousness... it was just very bad deja vu about a really weird and oddly specific object. I know you have your fair share of oddities, but it wasn't... vague, was it?
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and no it was crystal clear
hey have YOU had any weird
memory things lately
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I don't know - if I did, I could just chalk it up to a dream. Nothing's been too different except for how there's just not enough hours in the day...
I'm more tired than usual.
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seriously youre gonna die at like forty
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Oh please! You're the one who messes around with robot death machines. You should be lucky you've made it this far.
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all the time
its maybe one third of the time tops
two you cant nap in your mom van and pretend youve got a healthy relationship w your working life liz
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It's healthy because it brings money home.
1/2
two
2/3
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ooooooooooooooo
three seriously maybe consider not working six jobs
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It's not six jobs. It's like 3.5 jobs.
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[ this math is incorrect. ]
i see you didnt argue the bit abt your mom van
YOU SAW NOTHING!!!
Compromises.
NEVER GONNA 4GET
how does a motorcycle NOT boost confidence that makes zero sense
surprise you've seen 2 of my 3 elizabeth accounts
POINT BEING... you're concerned about my coolness factor and life expectancy over your own weird gemstone pony now.
you have a problem
i didnt raise any kids but trust me
if you tell em no that just makes em want it more
[ Notice he didn't say "I don't have any kids". ]
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[ She doesn't catch onto his lack of 'I don't have kids', especially because it's so late. But, she truly gets tunnel vision on Jade. She won't oppress her, but she knows that some things... some things a Mother's touch could prevent like bad choices. ]
And somehow we're still talking about parenting.
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like the fact that your hubby is a gigantic thankless d o u c h e
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And what did he do this time?
[ looks over 2 sleepy wolf right next to her. is he snoring? who knows. ]
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UNBELIEVABLE
no duh i believe you i wouldve believed you if youd come to me abt weird stuff first
[ it's like "I trust you" but in tsundere language. ]
and he rejected my honest and pure offering of friendship
BASICALLY saying w/out words that he hates friendship happiness smiles fun and also probably baby animals
show him that vid of the baby pandas crawling into buckets in china i bet hed go outside and punch a tree or something itd fill him w so much hate
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[ This friendship is happening so fast!! ]
That doesn't sound like him. You know, he's a good family man and really passionate funny guy with his friends. :)
Oh come on, he's not a bad guy at all! If I showed you that video, you'd probably hope that it hurt itself for being stupid with a bucket. Bigby just is — well. Him? He has this ... thing? About him...?
[ She can't even explain. 1. Bias. 2. She's sleepy. ]
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i am shocked and hurt right now elizabeth
[ gurl ur in trouble now ]
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Goodnight, Jack.
[ SHE'S TIRED, LET HER LIVE. ]