you see that one of my eyes is BLUE now right ive gotten pretty goddamn tanked before and it doesnt change the color of your frickin irises now cmon what the hell am i supposed to say to cover for this not that i dont dig the sexy mysterious eyes thing but people keep staring soulfully at me and its weird
that actually does make me feel a ton better thank you i just love it when people tell me im pretty
[ Vanity isn't just a piece of furniture, alright. ]
and nah it feels fine its just super blue now i guess since nothings WRONG with them and theyre not a super weird color i dont wanna bother the docs about it but this isnt like the horsecobo thing people are actually noticing
[ He's too in love with himself, what the heckie. ]
I didn't see pretty, but sure. You can just explain to Bigby why I'm boosting another man's ego in ways I've never boosted his.
Let alone, call him pretty.
[ TEASING.... ]
As long as nothing seems... broken. If they're noticing, then that means... well, that's an x variable. If it's purely cosmetic, you can rest assured this will just be something you can use to pick girls up. Or an excuse to wear sunglasses inside.
well thats because hes not pretty biggs is like lumberjack attractive like im pretty sure you probably picked him up when you were buying a christmas tree me im just damn easy on the eyes
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kinda weird though isnt it that they dont notice crap that happens to the world but they see crap that happens to us
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ive gotten pretty goddamn tanked before and it doesnt change the color of your frickin irises
now cmon what the hell am i supposed to say to cover for this
not that i dont dig the sexy mysterious eyes thing but people keep staring soulfully at me and its weird
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[ Jade!!! And like a bunch of her friends!!! ]
Grell's been treating a few people with changed irises. I'm not sure of what the official diagnosis is, but it's typical now.
"Typical". ...Ugh.
Jade's eyes... when her vision quality changed, they went from blue, just like mine, to green.
[ She hates it, how normal it is to converse about this. ]
Has anything else happened...? Any discomfort? Blurry vision? If it makes you feel any better, they oddly suit you.
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i just love it when people tell me im pretty
[ Vanity isn't just a piece of furniture, alright. ]
and nah it feels fine its just
super blue now i guess
since nothings WRONG with them and theyre not a super weird color i dont wanna bother the docs about it but this isnt like the horsecobo thing
people are actually noticing
tell me again how they suit me
COVERS HANDS OVER SCREEN. YOU SAW NOTHING
I didn't see pretty, but sure. You can just explain to Bigby why I'm boosting another man's ego in ways I've never boosted his.
Let alone, call him pretty.
[ TEASING.... ]
As long as nothing seems... broken. If they're noticing, then that means... well,
that's an x variable. If it's purely cosmetic, you can rest assured this will just be something you can use to pick girls up.
Or an excuse to wear sunglasses inside.
I SEE ALL
biggs is like
lumberjack attractive
like im pretty sure you probably picked him up when you were buying a christmas tree
me im just damn easy on the eyes
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kinda weird though isnt it
that they dont notice crap that happens to the world but they see crap that happens to us
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[ Walk down memory lane. ]
It is. It's like their cognition refuses to accept anyone inside of this beta testers as ...
well, normal? Blending in?
I'd take mismatched eyes over chicken-horses any day.