I will, I will. There's no way I wanna go around making myself look crazy, anyway. I mean, this is weird even for all the weird stuff happening around here lately, yeah?

[SO INTO THE CASE HIS SWORD WILL GO and there it will live until he can figure out a better way of dealing with it... Which will be Never, but hope springs eternal.]

...But now that you've said it, why hasn't the government stepped in? You don't think that it'd be the same with them as it is with the people who don't have the app here, right?